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    October 07

    一生

    7岁,他决定给门装两把锁——在门的两侧各装一把锁。这样,无论是出门还是进门,他都需要经过用钥匙开锁这道程序。
    14岁,他把家中藏书的第七十三页通通撕下来,编撰了一本名为“第七十三页”的奇书。后来,有人投诉该书本身并无第七十三页。但即使如此,他还是因此成了当时最有名的青年作家。
    21岁,他发明了一种有刻度的安全套。居然在短短三个月后,就成为城中市场份额最高的同类产品。又有细心的消费者反映:他产品上的1cm其实只有0.73cm。
    42岁,他设立了一个更年期投诉中心,把人们来电录成MP3:他成立了一个名为“You are not alone”的网站,专供人们下载他人的更年期故事。一时间,治疗更年期种种症状的广告纷至沓来,于是他赚够了养老金。
    84岁。他养了一只猫。猫很忧郁,常常躲在墙角一言不发。于是他放金凯利的电影给它看,读韩乔生的足球解说给它听,甚至还请美丽的邻家女孩朗诵她自己创作的黄色笑话……可是猫丝毫不领情,直到某天他经过那忧郁角时,他听见猫突然说:“我讲个笑话给你听吧。”于是他应声倒地,晕厥而死。
     
     

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    Daniel Chenwrote:
    我汗...第一次过来就看到如此深沉的文章
    Oct. 14
    佳琦 刘wrote:
    最后一句解释一下,没看懂.
    Oct. 10

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